Wednesday 4 March 2009

Lookering and Floundering and MoPs


The latest desperate effort from SWT to ‘get people involved’ in their projects has been unveiled as “Lookering”. This is one of the more recent fad ideas dreamed up by conservation types who are making a career out of grazing cattle on heather. (see GAP website) They would love to think that all MoPs (members of the public) support them wholeheartedly so they are keen to explore all sorts of ideas to engage said MoPs in novel activities to create the illusion that a majority of us are enthusiastic about having farm animals all over the place along with the highly desirable barbed wire and highly convenient gates. In fact they are probably at this minute compiling fictional response comments from supposedly keen MoPs saying how they love to ‘go lookering’ because then they feel so much ‘involved’ in the project. And how it’s even better than face painting and bouncy castles. These supposed comments can then be used in publicity and on forms when applying for community grants. How soon before Blacka is in the final of “Theme Park of the Year”?


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